| Ray drops in on Symantec in an effort to "stay in touch with [his] people." "They are doing God's work, these guys. I just hope I can return the favor when I'm in office." |
Presidential candidate, Ray Hopewood, dropped in on Microsoft headquarters for, as Ray put it, "A quick head-to-head with my buddy Bill." |
Hopewood's new yacht "Eyes on the EnterPrize" is a behemoth with three bowling alleys, nine saunas, and a Houston's® Steakhouse. Hopewood lost his old yacht, "Paid Support" in his latest divorce. |
The candidate in his ever-present Cadillac limousine 'Anabelle.' According to sources, limo is the only form of ground transportation Hopewood has used in over a decade. |
| Two of Hopewood's aides photographed on the candidate's yacht. The campaign issued a statement that the pair were brainstorming position papers. |
While on a a campaign stop at McAfee headquarters earlier this week Hopewood launched into an extemporaneous motivational sales speech in the employee cafeteria.
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Hopewood has been known to fly between campaign stops in his personal fighter jet "The Wings of Hope." To those concerned about his flying a fighter jet, he commented, "I don't know what people are so worked up about, I took the missiles off." |
One of several "conversation huts" at Hopewood's exclusive compound in Woodyvale, a town many call "the beating heart of Silicon Valley." |
